Hey, Tama, stop whining for a second and listen. You hear that tiny, high-pitched noise in the back of your mind? Yeah, that would be what’s left of your common sense. Telling you to RUN.
I hope the holidays were as kind to you as they were to me! I had one of the best Christmas celebrations in my recent memory. Lots of food, fun company, and simple gifts made of warm and fuzzy. Goodness, I love socks and sweaters! I know, weird, right? It’s just that I’m ALWAYS cold. I had the chance to go to Hawaii for a week and half the time I needed a coat. I’m pretty sure I am entropy made solid, the manifestation of the coming Heat Death that will end the universe billions of years from now. I consume heat and it vanishes into the frozen mass that is my limbs, lost forever. I am always freezing, always searching for warmth, my hands to the touch feel colder than the temperature of the room. As a child in the cold winter months I would pretend to be an ice monster, chasing others around the playground touching their necks, reveling in their shrill screams. It is my (not-so) super-power, and I gladly used it for evil.
Do you have a not-so super power, and do you play for the villains or the heroes team?