I am Laman. In all things. I’m always going to assume the worse possible outcome. Unfortunately in this case, he’s actually right.
Random story of being a teacher’s aide of the day:
As I’m walking down the hall to the teacher’s lounge to heat up my lunch, a fourth grade student who is loitering in the hallway steps in front of me and, completely unprompted, gives me a lengthy explanation of why she is there. I blink, look at her, and reply:
“…Okay. And you’re telling me this…why?”
She shuffles her feet and responds, a little confused, “…because you were looking really suspicious.”
“Well,” I responded, “Perhaps I just have a suspicious face.”
BECAUSE I TOTALLY DIDN’T SUSPECT ANYTHING AFTER THAT PARTICULAR ENCOUNTER.
Kids, man. Always able to make your day just a little more surreal. Any randomly weird encounters happen recently in your life?