Well, turns out the only thing wrong with my computer is it is possessed by the spirit of an irritable opossum that wants me to get out of the house more. This is the second time my computer has pulled this “Oh, I’m so sick, I can’t even charge, I’m going dim, I can’t see *cough cough cough*” routine, only to act perfectly normal and fully functional once I’ve taken it in and waited in line at the local Apple store. It’s like it wants to return to Macca. (Yes, I know that was a terrible pun.) Good news is that it is now acting totally normal again. For now. Until it gets bored again. Technology sometimes has a remarkable amount of orneriness in it, for inanimate objects.
Have you ever had a possession with personality before? What did it do?